
270. Jocks are always into weird girls (if she qualifies as weird I guess it's true in my case

271. She does not have a boyfriend.
272. She enjoys the work of Justin Timberlake.
273. Justin Timberlake is not her boyfriend (unless she dislikes his music and the 1st and 3rd were the true ones


274. Getting a 2400 on the SAT is more important than driving to the hospital to check on your dad who just had a seizure and a concussion.