500 things you've learned from Ellen Page and her movies

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Jul 24, 2010 2:37 am

No it only got to 210, it's gotta make it to 250.

211. Sometimes the only way to solve your problem is to kick some guy out the window then jump yourself... then wake up... in another dream
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212. Leo DiCaprio's subconcious really isn't very nice.
213. You can swim to Nova Scotia from England.
214. Nova Scotia is latin for New Scotland.
215. Homeless people know who Ellen Page is and where she lives(ed)
216. Hats are cool.
217. When horses die, they are somehow turned into glue.
218. The countryside is full of dead people in swamps.
219. It was in fact Morgan Freeman in The Bone Collector, not Denzel Washington.
220. A maze that can be made in 1 minute but takes 2 minutes to solve is circular.
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Jul 29, 2010 3:08 pm

learned many things:

ellen's a great actress-she's able to immerse herself into the character

My life is a dream

There are people all around the world implanting ideas in other minds as i type

the idea of a dream within a dream within a dream within....

ellen looks great in all her movies

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Jul 29, 2010 3:39 pm

boyon12 wrote:learned many things:

ellen's a great actress-she's able to immerse herself into the character

My life is a dream

There are people all around the world implanting ideas in other minds as i type

the idea of a dream within a dream within a dream within....

ellen looks great in all her movies

XD
I don't think you understood the purpose of this topic. Besides, you've forgotten the numbers :rolleye:
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oops sorry :)
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Jul 30, 2010 8:11 am

Well let's pick up at 221, I'll get as far as I can before my laptop is about to die.

221. If you touch a crow you curse it and the other crows will reject and kill it.
222. In some teenagers' eyes, THE most beautiful face in the world, :loveforever: yes THE, is worthless if they are not accompanied by tits.
223. Its tits are tiny circles.
224. When running out of a hostile situation, it's a good idea to grab the big sheets nearby you have to wrap around you, not
the pants you could run away and quickly slip on.
225. Ellen is even more beautiful when displayed on screen in 7 different places.
226. When you eat honey you are eating someone related to you who was murdered.
227. When you are offered a job which the employer clearly says is illegal, you should not question it at all, just take the
money.
228. Short hair automatically makes a girl look more intimidating.
229. Being stupid is like sitting by yourself at lunch... Which sucks
230. The best answer when a parent asks if you're drunk is "PSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH".

If none bothers I'll finish this up tomorrow, I'll think of 20.
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Jul 30, 2010 11:41 am

231. Inception music makes anything better -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8cky_ffCikw
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232. If you are running away from a house with Broken Social Scene's 'Horses' playing in the background, chances are you're turning into a horse.
233. It is possible to slit a guys throat open with a can of beans then feel no remorse afterwards.
234. If you don't tell someone that their kid is being born, they'll figure it out anyway.
235. It is possible for a woman to have killed several people, been on an amazing heroic mission to Alcatraz, become a well known face in roller-derby, download a ghost, give birth, go into people's dreams, encounter a ghost cat, watch your gambling addicted mother go to jail, wonder around Winnipeg in nothing but a shower curtain for like 6 or 7 hours, pretty much get raped (debatable), become a psychotic superhero without powers, fall in love with a clone then watch him die, get a perfect score in your SATs, have a creepy relationship with a man that dresses like a woman AND die TWICE all by the time she's 23.
236. If you finish 'the squeeler' in 3 minutes or less it's free.
237. If you're waiting for a train and you can't be sure where it'll take you, it doesn't matter.
238. Movies that Ellen is in for all of about 5 minutes are really not worth watching.
239. Any sex scene involving Ellen and Rainn Wilson is both 'awesome' and 'icky' at the same time.
240. Getting pregnant is 'one doodle that can't be undid'.
241. Homeskillet is a word often used by convenience store clerks in Minnesota.
242. Giving nicknames to your dogs on TV chat shows makes you seem cute.
243. The only thing to do with a video camera in L.A. is to make a fake music video for Journey's 'Don't Stop Believin'' with two of your closest friends.
244. Even if you are going on a tour with your band in a bathroom on wheels, you have to call your girlfriend.
245. Ellen Page would 'definitely go back' to Comic Con.
246. Sticking old name tags on your bedroom wall makes it look awesome.
247. Babe Ruthless is the fastest thing on 8 wheels.
248. If you use titanium power, you get more snatch by the barrel.
249. Normalcy isn't really Juno and Bleaker's style.

I'll leave #250 for somebody else.
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Jul 31, 2010 6:31 am

Too... much... pressure... hmmmmm

250. Banging your best friend, making your brother think he's a dog, torturing pedophiles, shaving your head, being an overachieving smartass, or rebelling against your parents and joining a roller derby, are all perfectly acceptable forms of entertainment as long as such things are in a movie, and ONLY if you are Ellen Page :totalhappy: .

If anyone has a better idea, go for it, we can go past 250.

Did we really make it to 250?
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-- Aug 01, 2010 1:16 am --

Alright then, extended to 300, I'll start it off.

251. The company Nike is apparently bad for a reason I have since forgotten... I found this out via her Facebook right after blowing a crap load of money on brand new Nikes for volleyball, oops :sassy:.
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252: She is human.
253: She can act under the influence well with out being so.
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254. A girl can have a crush on her uncle as long as he is her father's ADOPTED brother
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255. In schools they teach young things not to drink anything they haven't mixed themself.
256. Anything by Mott the Hoople is totally rad.
257. You can never wear too much eye-liner when participating in roller-derby.
In the country dead bodies live in swamps and ditches and shallow graves. A man dumps the body of a girl in a ditch. The body rotts melts into slime. Flowers pop up where the body lies, seeds fly out of the flowers and a bee sucks the flowers and makes honey. Then the family of the girl buys the honey from the store. And the family eats the girl.
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Aug 01, 2010 11:29 pm

258. Don't insult Ellen's dog(s).
259. Cute people cuss (curse) a lot! :signcensored:
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260. Architecture students can build some really cool dreamscapes...
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261. During pregnancy, you get a spinal tap :lol2: .
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262. Babies only become people when they are born, up until then, they shall only be known as "the thing" or "it".
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263. Despite what your dad or best friend may say, wimpy looking men with high pitched voices are actually very good in... chair

264. Ellen is a self-admitted jerk and (TUTSI FRUITSI) :sassy:. I assume she was saying bitch or asshole when she got censored.

265. "She" said "That'll hit the Internet pretty hard" as well as "I've already used it."

266. Aforementioned dog nicknames make you look even cuter when said in a high pitched voice.
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267. That even she couldn't save X-men 3
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268: Even though she did manage to get into your deams, she's not stealing anything.
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269. Most girls just dream about Leonardo DiCaprio....Ellen dreams with him
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